It hurts all over!
Take 1 x old KTM 250 off-roader, add a sprinkle of dirt and tracks, soak in water and then garnish the top with an old(ish) man.
What you get is a priceless adventure that in all honesty was only 5 miles away from civilisation.
Adventure, Exploration, Escapism can be done on the cheap and close to home?